She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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