have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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