Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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