Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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