community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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