i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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