Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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