ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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