I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
