Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
it glows. i had to have it.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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