I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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