Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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