and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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