Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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