Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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