Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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