one might say we're banned from that church
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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