Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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