Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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