the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Randomize
