too bad you live with your parents still
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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