question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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