i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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