If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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