Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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