the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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