Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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