I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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