Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Success! We fucked roommates!
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Randomize
