Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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