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(630): View more from Illinois

something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.

(417): View more from Missouri

I'm going for alcohol poisoning.

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(317): View more from Indiana

she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.

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(773): View more from Illinois

he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.

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(443): View more from Maryland

This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.

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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore

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(303): View more from Colorado

Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?

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