Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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