those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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