I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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