I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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