sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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