Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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