Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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