Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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