Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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