David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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