i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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