dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Me too!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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