Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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