is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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