I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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