we're blogging at a bar
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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