Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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