He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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