have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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