As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
