Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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