No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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