so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You are a genius and a whore.
Randomize
